How to Properly Put On A Condom


 

 

with love 2016

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Impound Exhibition Male Chastity Device – Jamesey Reviews


For those of you who have been following the blog for a while, you’ll understand , from some of the things I’ve had to try that I’m usually pretty open minded about giving any toy a go. I mean I’ve tried spreader bars, e-stims, herbal pills and masturbation toys. I’ve always gone with the flow. So when I was asked to try out Impound Exhibition Male Chastity Device I was actually, for the time, apprehensive to try something out.

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Chastity isn’t something I’ve ever even had any thoughts about, I’ve not once thought “hmm – I’d try that”, in fact, if I am being 100% brutally honest, I’ve always been a bit turned off by the idea of it. I’ve never fully understood why someone would want to do it. Don’t get me wrong, I understand the thought process behind chastity, but for me personally, it’s just not appealed. Ever. However, part of the job and, I guess part of growing as a person is trying things that might not be your cup of tea, so apprehensively I agreed to try it out.

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When the device arrived, I did actually quite like the packaging. It comes with a velvet carry case, which, considering it has multiple rings is really handy. Everything is wrapped in paper so that it doesn’t scratch.

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As you can see from the pictures the entire toy made of metal, which when I was putting on for the first time presented me with two problems. Firstly – which ring should I use (there is nothing more humbling that putting on the biggest ring thinking it’ll be a great fit and having the toy fall off an land with a heavy thud on the floor) and the second being that metal is COLD!!

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Once I’d actually got the device on and – ahem- adjusted, I was actually surprised by how comfortable it was to wear. The cage part is a good size, and the 3 separate rings that come with the toy mean that it’ll fit most men.

So – the main question – did I enjoy it?

Well, I have to say, after reading up on chastity and seeing what was suggested when wearing the device I decided to follow some of the advice and wear it out for a bit and then for a play. The going out part was strange – simply because I was hyper aware of my crotch. The cage isn’t the lightest of things and wearing it out I was very aware of the weight. I also happened to drink 2 pints of cola and let me tell you – going to the toilet was a very strange experience. Urinal was out of the question and when I was stood in the cubicle I wasn’t even sure if I should sit down or stand up. As it happens I tried both. Neither was overly successful. (Honestly – standing up resulted in me doing an impression of a fire hose and having to frantically clean up with tissues and then scrubbing my hands like Lady Macbeth, while sitting down just resulted in a lot of clinking against the porcelain drawing attention to the cubicle.)

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So when I wore it for playing, I really wasn’t sure what expect. Neither did the hubby who didn’t know I was wearing it and got the shock of his life when I dropped my trousers. He was surprised, rolled his eyes and muttered something about me having the strangest job ever. (He’s not wrong). He did seem to get quite into idea of it, and it just meant that all focus had to be on him.

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Everything was going well with the play, until I got somewhat excited. Then I experienced a pain like I never felt before – it actually brought tears to my eyes – and stopped the excitement going on down there.  I persisted and didn’t take the cage off. My penis had learned its lesson and decided to stay asleep for the rest of the night, but just knowing it was there and that I couldn’t do anything about it, was strangely hot.

Afterwards, I took the cage off and the sense of relief was instant and amazing. I had worn the device for 5 hours, been out in and had a play in it. I can safely safe I tried chastity.

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Check that off the list!

I’m not 100% sure that overall it’s for me, but as a somewhat submissive person, I can honestly understand the attraction of it much more now. The price point of Impound Exhibition Male Chastity Device means that it’s very much accessible for anyone looking to try the experience.  Will I wear it again? I’m a lot less inclined to say no straight away as it’s much more about the mental side of sex wearing it. I was so ready to have a play after a few hours of wearing it, despite knowing that it was going to cause me discomfort.  The toy looks amazing when it’s on and unless you’re getting an erection, is really comfortable for extended wearing. (which is obviously the whole point!)

For those of you who want to know about the spec’s of the toy –

Total Length: 4.33”, Length of cage: 3.54”, Width of cage: 1.37”, Width of base rings: 1.57”/1.77”/1.96”

I think that this is one of those instances where if left to my own devices I’d have never tried it, so I’m glad that I had the opportunity to try something like this.  Who knows, if the situation ever arose again, I could see me putting it on and letting the hubby know about it.

 

with love 2016

 

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Happy St Patrick’s Day!


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Rocks-Off Ball And Chain – Lust Linx – Remote Control Egg – Jenna-G Reviews


The first time I clapped eyes on the Rocks Off Ball and Chain I was busy going through my emails, I hadn’t really the time to stop and read, however, I was struck by how very striking it is, I couldn’t help but look twice, I found myself drawn to its uniqueness. Clocking the name, the whole concept all became clear; the person wearing the ball becomes the slave to the master of the remote control – the idea is that this is to be used by two people, although of course you could use it solo, there’s nothing to diminish that one bit.

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Presented in a dark, serious-looking open-fronted box, the Ball and Chain is tucked in a plastic cage next to its remote control; you can see clearly the size, shape and overall essence of what you are getting.
Within the box, there is a charging cable and a 12 Month Guarantee card. The backing card slips out of the box to give care instructions and basics such as how to charge up your new toy and how to turn it on, off, etc. It strongly advises that you charge up your toy fully the first time you use it, and to give it a clean (as you should all your new toys). The LED light on the Ball will flash continuously once it is fully charged up.

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As mentioned above, it looks serious and it is serious. Many toys come with fancy names, this has no pretenses – it’s literally a ball and chain – a beautifully, velvety, soft and smooth round silicone ball with a silver anchor which has a soft yet strong silicone chain linked to it for easy removal.

The Ball and Chain comes with a very discreet remote device which just has the one button to save any confusion, just cycle through the 10 settings to see what pattern causes what pleasures and reactions, just hold down the button for 3 seconds to stop the Ball. The remote can be used up to 10 meters away from the ball so there’s room to move about relatively freely. The button on the Ball itself is a cute Rocks-Off logo which is slightly raised so you can find it fast.

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The toy is 100% waterproof so you can take it pretty much anywhere you like, say like the shower, bath, nowhere is prohibited; only your imagination can stop you! The Ball and Chain is a super fun toy that is so versatile, it offers as much teasing as you could possibly take and is a Hellava turn-on for the person in control! Really is a pleasurable little beast.

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Summing up; an excellent variation of the usual Remote Controlled Love Eggs you see, feels amazing, lots of fun to use, vibrations offer a wonderful rumbling against your g-spot, waterproof, good price, beautifully soft silicone. Can’t go wrong, try one and see what mischief you can get up to!

with love 2016

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Easy Toys – Rabbit Vibrator – Jenna- G Reviews


This vibrator comes in 5 different sizes, in 5 animal styles and a nice range of colours.
The box has a table on the back which lists each animal style vibrator’s diameter, length, vibration modes, rotation speeds, and how many batteries each toy requires to power it up.
The back also tells me that the material used is TPR, ABS, and it is phthalate free.
Bonus: the vibes are all waterproof .

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The box is an open-fronted thin cardboard with a moulded plastic interior which holds the vibe in place so you can see it perfectly before opening the box.

The animals available in the range are Rabbit (of course!), Bunny, Dolphin, Butterfly, and Kolibri – which I Googled and discovered is a type of Hummingbird.  Amazing!  I’m being educated as well as pleasured.

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I got the Rabbit in purple, and the specs on the back tell me the following about my new toy; Diameter: 25 – 32 mm, Length: 215 mm, Vibration Modes: 12, Rotation Speeds: 3, Batteries: 3x AAA (not included). A point I’ve not mentioned yet is that the vibrator has beaded shaft which rotates 360 degrees and can be reversed anytime you like by pressing the button in the middle of the ‘control board’.

Speaking of the ‘control board’, it is a doddle to use – very familiar controls if you’ve ever had a Rabbit style like this before; top button turns the Rabbit on, the ‘12’ button below it controls the vibes and patterns, just repeatedly press the button to cycle through them, a light to the left flashes with patterns. The ‘R/S’ button controls the rotation of the metal beads in the shaft (as mentioned above), just press it and it reverses the rotation, press again to reverse again, and so on. The arrow buttons beneath control the speed of the rotation and the speed of the rotation press ‘up’ to start it and make it go faster and press ‘down’ to slow down and eventually stop, the 3 lights on the upper right of the ‘control board’ show the rate of speed the shaft is turning at.

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The vibe is made of a nice jelly like material so it’s comfortable to use. Also it’s a nice size, it’s certainly not as big as a lot of them out there, in fact, I’ve seen Rabbits which are the same size as this one and they are described as ‘mini’ so if you like your vibes on the bigger side bear that in mind.

Personally, I found this to be a joy to use, literally, it has a powerful vibration on the Rabbit clit stimulator once it gets going, and once you start those balls moving too you’ve got a multitude of orgasms waiting to be had. I really liked the sensations it provided; the mix of rotating beads stimulating the g-spot and the powerful teasing patterns on your clit will blow you away!

However, there was a downside; this vibe is not quiet; press the ‘on’ button once and yes, it is quiet – start upping the speed and it gets noisy – start the rotating beads & you may as well have a brass band in the bedroom with you, you’d not hear it over the noise of this vibe! OK, slight exaggeration, but I do mean *slight* – this is noisy; there is no nice way to say it. I’ve heard worse, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

All in all, a nice vibe, powerful, a good size (though may be considered ‘mini’ to some), comfortable and safe to use – if you’re not fussed about a little bit of noise this is a really good choice of vibe to get.

with love 2016

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International Womens Day


This seems like the best way to sign off International Womens Day!

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Fifty Shades Darker ~ A Review by Jenna-G



Stepping up from the Fifty Shades of Grey line, Fifty Shades Darker takes us to another level of pleasure. Fantastically designed, they will make great additions to the Grey range, the Weekend Collection, or make a great set in their own right. With a great selection to choose from, the range has something for everyone, or if you’re greedy like me, you’ll simply want the lot! So, by now you know how I like to do things… we’re not pussy-footing around, let’s jump in and check them all out!!

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First off, if you are familiar with our blog, you will know that a couple of months back I reviewed the Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator from the original Fifty Shades of Grey range (fab, fifty-shades-darker-oh-my-usb-rechargeable-rabbit-vibratorfab, fab!) – The ‘Oh My’ is the Darker version of the Greedy Girl, and like the Greedy Girl it’s a Rabbit Vibrator with a curving tip which is designed to stimulate your G-spot when inserted.
The ‘Desire Explodes’ is the same design but without the Rabbit feature, this is very handy as some people do not like the Rabbit feature on their Vibes, so you have the best of both worlds with these two.
If the Greedy Girl delivered power and amazing orgasms, I’m sure these will to! They are beautifully made of slinky-smooth silicone, and they feel really nice to the touch. With 12 levels of intensity and 8 patterns you will certainly find the right setting for you!

Delicious Tingles
This Clitoral Vibrator is a dinky little thing! So cute and a really nice shape to it; curved for easy use and excellent connection to your clit.
Though small, the size certainly doesn’t hamper the powerful vibes! It has a really good design to it that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand, the control buttons being right where you’d rest your fingers makes for no-nonsense setting-changes. A fantastic toy for using during solo play or playing with your partner; this will not get in the way when you’re being banged from behind! It makes for spine-tingling orgasms. It has a little metal piece on the underside which my partner likes to hold against me, not sure why he likes the idea of that so much but there we are he just does!

As with the ‘big boys’ above, this toy has twelve speeds and 8 patterns, it is a perfect pocket-sized toy that you can take any place you’d like to take it, slip it into your handbag or luggage and away you go!  I really love mine, and it’s a nice addition to my little collection!

Release Together
A super-duper Cock Ring with all the trimmings! It is made from the same slinky-smooth silicone as the above toys, ridged at the point of contact with the clit, this Cock Ring screams “pleasure!”

It’s very easy to change the powerful 12 speeds, and 8 patterns on it with two buttons on either side of the top. A nice piece for couples to share.

At My Mercy & Just Sensation
‘At My Mercy’ are a set of chained and weighted nipple clamps. The clamp tips have a teeny-tiny silicone sleeves for comfort. They adjust by sliding a little pin up the tweezers, the weights are graduating beads which hang down and provide a wonderful tugging sensation while being worn.
‘Just Sensation’ is a Cit Clamp which again has the beaded weights for extra sensation, it works by pinching behind the clit to make it more sensitive – bit like how a Cock Ring works on a guy, it keeps the blood right where you want it to create a throbbing, needy sensation which ends up giving you one of them orgasms which blow your mind… you know the type… if you don’t… well now you know what kinda thing you need to get that, hey?!
 

Adrenaline Spikes
‘Adrenaline Spikes’ is a single Pinwheel to tantalise and tease your partner with, or they tease and tantalise you! Either way, they are another nice addition to any bondage kit. Very well made with a nice weight to them and – most importantly – the wheel does not stick!
Seriously, I cannot stress how good this factor is; we have a Pinwheel which we never use, it cost nearly double the price of this one and is ridiculously super-sharp (which I initially kinda liked), however it randomly sticks when you roll it, like the roller just randomly sticks and because the spikes are soooo sharp they thrust into your flesh, pierce the skin, draw blood, and hurt!
Hurting is good, but not like that! It’s not sexy to suddenly be stabbed! Or have your partner, who trusts you completely, yelp in horror at being stabbed unintentionally by you! Uncool! Boo!
Thankfully, this Pinwheel does not do that, it’s got a smooth roll to it and the spikes, though sharp and give that lovely little sting, will not pierce the skin and leave you bleeding!

Deliciously Deep
‘Deliciously Deep’ is a steel G-spot dildo that has two insertable ends; one smooth and one beaded, both curved to stimulate the G-spot. The wand can be used for temperature play or just tease. It’s a weighty item, made from Stainless Steel and has the Fifty Shades Darker stamped on the side, very cute.

His Rules
A black bow tie for role-playing which you can use it as a restraint. It comes with instructions and a pouch for storage. It would make a nice little stocking filler, for the special man or lady in your life. It’s made from 100% polyester and is Dry Clean only, just remember that when you’re playing! The material has the Fifty Shades Darker logo woven through the fabric which is a really nice touch. The bow tie is completely adjustable going from 14.5 inches to 20 inches.

Primal Attraction, Something darker, & Beyond Erotic
The Fifty Shades Darker range features a nice choice of Butt Plugs which are made from different materials and offer their own unique pleasures.
‘Primal Attraction’ is a ‘Jiggle Pleasure Plug’ – a smooth, velvety silicone plug which is actually hollow, allowing a little ball inside to jiggle about to stimulate and tease your butt! It’s designed for both female and male users.
‘Beyond Erotic’ is a nice, weighty, stainless steel plug. It has the Fifty Shades Darker logo on the flared base. Again, this steel toy can be used for temperature play.
‘Something Darker’ is made from a beautiful green glass; it
also has the Fifty Shades darker logo stamped on the base. It’s a good size, not too wide or long. The glass used is called borosilicate glass. What is so good about borosilicate glass you ask? Well, my dear old friend Google tells me this fascinating fact:
Borosilicate glass is a type of glass with silica and boron trioxide as the main glass-forming constituents. Borosilicate glasses are known for having very low coefficients of thermal expansion (~3 × 10−6 K−1 at 20 °C), making them resistant to thermal shock, more so than any other common glass
So now you know

Carnal Promise
Last but certainly not least, we have ‘Carnal Promise’, this is a string of vibrating anal beads, made from that nice silicone that most of the other toys are made from, it is completely flexible and the beads taper towards the base. This is the only battery powered toy in the range; it takes 1x AAA battery which is not a problem if you’ve got those TV remotes hanging around the house! The toy has 3 speeds and 7 patterns and is completely waterproof.

Collection as a whole – Summing Up
Each piece has a cute Fifty Shades Darker logo on them, either stamped onto the toy itself or on a little tag which hangs from them, as in the case of the Nipple Clamps.
All the toys in the range that are to be charged up are done so using the USB cable provided, they all feature a Travel Lock so you’ll be safe carrying them around in your bag without the sudden sounds of buzzing and whirring in your and neighbouring ears!
Also, they are all completely waterproof, and come with little storage pouches.
You don’t need to be fans of the series to get what you want from these; I mean, I think I’ve made it pretty clear I’m a HUGE fan of the toys…. yet I’ve never once read the books nor watched the film. Surprised?! You shouldn’t be – it’s a testament to how awesome these toys are and how I believe they are one of the very best ranges around right now. So I’d say, the world is your oyster with these bad boys!

with love 2016

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Precious Metals – Jamesey Reviews


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Lets face it – we’ve all seen this Facebook update from the queen of class Marilyn Monroe. Usually it’s your mate Julie after her 12th breakup of the year and her bottle of of wine of the night posting it and lots of comments saying things like “too true hun xx” and “so me that xx” (in the spirit of honesty – if I ever have a fight with the hubby and I usually post this on Facebook and tag him in it. Just so he gets the message that I am bloody special and he should be happy to watch Flashdance  for the 15th time.)  But before this amazing social media post Marilyn had another somewhat famous quote…..

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I fully agree! 

Yup. Diamonds are a girls best friend. So when I got asked if I’d review the Precious Metals jeweled Anal Plug I was of course more than happy to say yes!!

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Firstly they come in a really cute carry bag which is great if you want somewhere to store the toy when it’s not in use.  The sizing on the range as a whole is great so no matter what size you need they have a toy to fit your needs.
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I’m not going to lie, I was a little nervous about trying a metal toy. The idea of the jewel was appealing but the thought of a metal toy for my bum was a little unsettling simply because in the past any metal toys I’ve seen are really heavy and really hard!!

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However when I recieved the plug, I realized that it was smooth and much lighter than I was expecting. This instantly put me at ease and I was actually quite excited about using it.  Plus that jeweled really does look brilliant!

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I decided to give the toy a whirl, but because it was so cute I thought it might make a nice surprise for the Hubby.  Because it is such a lightweight toy it’s not uncomfortable to wear for a prolonged period and the jeweled base takes away any fear of it getting lost up there!  The shape of this toy made using it really easy as well and as an added bonus the metal is super smooth so there’s no sharp bits that can cause discomfort.

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Now I don’t know if it’s because it wasn’t expected or not, but when it came time for the grand reveal the hubby was somewhat shocked! Admittedly it’s not every day that your partner presents a blinged up ring, but he seemed to be genuinely surprised and quite impressed!  Whether it was because I’ve been taking yoga classes and was showing off a good pose or the jewel I’m not sure, but he was really impressed.

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Not My Husband. 

Since the first time of use its been taken out the toy box a few times – because it’s metal you can do a good bit of temperature play with the toy by putting it in cold or warm water before use and cleaning is super easy.  It’s not an every time toy, but if you’re looking for something to make you feel special or just make anal a little cuter I would say go for this. The price point of the toy is a great bonus as well which means that if you want to go up a size or want to try a different shaped version its not going to break the bank! So if  you’re unsure about trying a metal toy, Precious Metals is the brand for you!!

with love 2016

 

 

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Honest Trailer – 50 Shades Darker


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